Chapter 285

When you are bored---- Points to ponder Cute but who has time to be bored...

When you are bored, just think about a few things that don’t make sense ... like ;

1. If a poison use by date expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
🤔2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
🤔 3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
🤔 4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
🤔5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
🤔6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
🤔7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
🤔8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
🤔9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
🤔Six great confusions still unresolved😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

And now sixer ... Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
-Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
Who thinks of this stuff...