Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Chapter 99

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

The following is compliments of bare2005 NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers...

Since no place available, they sat on each Boy’s lap...

After 5 minutes...

Girl 1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??

Boy 1: How do you know... ??

Girl 1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl 2: Are you an IT Engineer... ??

Boy 2: How do you know... ??

Girl 2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port...

Girl 3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer... ???

Boy 3: How do you know... ??

Girl 3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder...

Girl 4: Are you a Civil Engineer... ??

Boy 4: How do you know... ???

Girl 4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village...


Say thanks to dorsetmike‎ for this one

What are the differences between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman?

A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed

A poor Scotsman has a can o’ pee under his bed

A dead Scotsman canna pee at all!


Short and sweet, compliments of johnew1953‎

What’s the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who always makes sure the lady comes first!

 
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