Chapter 89

This one is compliments of Chaon‎ A man walks out of court after his divorce is finalized and sees his ex-wife standing there.

He walks up to her and asks ‘Helen, I was the only one while we were married, right?’

She looks at him and replies ‘Yes. All the others were eights and nines.’

Here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below:

Get off the merry-go-round and go home you old fart, you’ve had enough excitement for one day!

Short and sweet from Beamer I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette lying on the floor of a cage I asked a keeper about it. He replied “That’s bred in captivity”