Chapter 47

A couple from joevsr ‎

1. Navy’s ship names of the world:

England: HMS (Her Majesty’s Ship)
USA: USS (United States Ship)
Italy DMB (Datsa My Boat)
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2. During the World War, Germans and the Poles were in the trenches at a stalemate. Neither side was winning or losing. One of German solders had an idea. He asked his buddy what was a good Polish Name, He said Stash! So he yells out, Hey Stash, From the other side, A Pole answers, Jumping up out of the trenches, he yells “yes” and the German fires and hits him. The Germans buddy wants to try it so he yells Hey Stash! Another Pole jumps up and says Yea!!! BAMMM!! Another Pole bits the dust. This goes on all afternoon, and The Poles figure out what is going on, He asks his buddy “Whats a common German name?” He answers “Fritz” The Pole yells out, Hey Fritz!! From the German side, You hear “Is that you Stash?” The Pole jumps up and says, “Yes” BAMMM

A Short one from sbrooks103

Just a little one:

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!