Chapter 20

I’ll tell you another thing ... when someone comes home from a night on the town ... or playing in the band until 3am in the morning ... don’t be throwing open the bunkhouse door and flashing on the lights ... the skunks don’t like it.

And another thing ... a 4am shower under tomato juice might remove skunk spray ... but V8 don’t. Not at all.

And another thing ... the Sheridan Walmart does NOT have a 24 hour schedule. They open at 9 ... like civilized folks.

And while we’re at it ... the local supermarket managers frown on customers wearing skunk.

Walmart let me in. The manager said that I didn’t smell any worse than some of their regular customers.