Pure Filth
Copyright© 2017 by Jacqueline Jillinghoff
Yankee Diddle
Erotica Sex Story: Yankee Diddle - A new, ongoing collection of dirty verses written since the publication of Madam Jillinghoff's Bedroom Rhymes. Someday there might be another whole book.
Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/ft Fa/ft Teenagers Drunk/Drugged Humor Incest Bestiality Exhibitionism Masturbation
Yankee Diddle went to Town
To finger Peggy Shippen ―
Caught her balling Gen’ral Howe
And gave them both a Whippin’.
Yankee Diddle loves the Girls,
April through December.
Yankee Diddle, keep it up
(By which we mean your Member).
Off he sailed across the Pond
To flip the Queen the Bird ―
Stuck a Feather in her Kootch,
Which tickled George III.
Yankee Diddle, scandalize
The clapped-out Royal Palace!
Yankee Diddle, hoist the Flag
(By which we mean your Phallus).
Back he came to cheer the Troops
Who froze at Valley Forge
By working up a Circle-Jerk
With Lafayette and George.
Yankee Diddle, grab your Horn!
Yankee Diddle, blow!
Yankee Diddle, whip it out
And drizzle in the Snow.
For seven years he crossed New Jersey,
Riding in a Carriage,
And found the only Jersey Girl
Who’d saved herself for Marriage.
Yankee Diddle, Defloration’s
Yankee Diddle’s tactic!
Yankee Diddle, pluck her well!
But use a prophylactic.
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