Chapter 1

“ ... And the final role in ‘My Baby Blue’ famed director Uri Korrentan’s latest project has been filled by a relative unknown, thirteen year old Corinne DeLoie. Deloie has not acted in anything up to this point, and apparently was discovered at an open casting call in Chicago. She is from Saint Paul, Minnesota...”

“ ... For the best supporting actress in a dramatic role, Halle Berry for The Fisherman’s Wife, Meryl Streep for ... and a surprise, Corinne DeLoie. DeLoie is only fourteen years old, and was thirteen when she was chosen from an open casting call in Chicago for the role of Sasha in ‘My Baby Blue’. Critics fell in love with the young lady, comparing her to both Jennifer Lawrence and...”

“And the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Supporting Role goes to ... how do you open this ... ahhh, there it is ... Corinne DeLoie for her portrayal of Ed Harris’s daughter Sasha in ‘My Baby Blue’!”

“The whole country is in love with Corinne DeLoie right now! She has had two more dramatic roles that have gotten her noticed by the entire world, first as a homeless girl on the streets of Dallas, Texas, in ‘Long Way Home’, and later as a young girl forced into the sex trade in ‘Not In The Light’.”

“I agree. She has shown incredible dramatic and emotional range, almost like she is the reincarnation of some of the greats from Hollywood’s past. Everything that has been said about her on set has indicated that she is a complete joy to work with, and that right now she has her pick of roles and directors.”

“I can’t wait to see what she will be doing next...”

“Corinne DeLoie has filed for and been granted Emancipated Minor status in the eyes of the law at the tender age of just sixteen years old. Apparently the rumors of her fighting with her mother over money on the set of ‘Long Way Home’ were not exaggerations as was originally portrayed by the studio. Her lawyer has been asked by Ms. DeLoie and the courts to act as business manager and agent and for the young and talented actress until she is older, two roles that had been handled by her mother, Adelaide Cottrell.

“Some of the court transcripts were leaked to the Inquirer, which caused the judge to threaten jail time and disbarment to anyone caught providing information to the press. In the leaked documents, the lawyer for Ms. DeLoie presented evidence that Adelaide Cottrell had been living high off the hog at her daughter’s expense. I don’t know about you, but I certainly would object to the second Bentley my mother bought before I was even old enough to drive...”

“And the Academy Award for best actress goes to...” (rip, tear) “ ... Corinne DeLoie for her portrayal of a young woman dying of of a rare heart defect in ‘Under The Silver Moon’!”

“This is seventeen year old Corinne DeLoie’s third Academy Award nomination and first win for Ms. DeLoie, a young and rising star in Hollywood. With several prestigious awards on the shelf, she is definitely one of the most sought-after actors in her generation...”

“And this week’s DeLoie Watch news update: Corinne has been seen with another new boyfriend as of late. She seems to go through them rather expeditiously, not staying with any of them for more than a few weeks’ time.”

“Yeah, she seems to be working her way through most of the eligible bachelors under twenty-five lately.”

“I have to wonder if it’s because she’s a bad lay, or won’t swallow, or something else. Maybe she won’t give up the butt or something important like that.” (laugher)

“Well, whatever it is, she needs to get with the program. Guys these days aren’t going to waste their time on someone who doesn’t know how to get it right in bed. Or the kitchen, back of the limo, in the hotel room, the hotel elevator, the back room of the strip club...” (more laughter)

“You got that right. Anyways, more on who is shanking Corinne DeLoie after this...”

“Man, I’d totally do her.”

“Who?”

“Corinne DeLoie, dude! She is totally hot! What it she, like five foot three or something? All that hotness stuffed into that amazing little package!”

“Yes, I totally agree. Since she is eighteen now, I expect that we can plan to see her naked titties and that fine little ass on screen at some point. From what I heard, she is giving it up to almost every guy she ever costars with.”

“I know! Some sites have her as the best costar to work with in terms of getting horizontal in the trailer, if you catch me.”

“Strange news out of Hollywood right now, as some are reporting that Academy Award winner and two-time Golden Globe winner Corinne DeLoie has been fired from her latest role for, in the words of the director, ‘being unreasonably difficult and demanding on set’ during the filming of her latest project, ‘Sunny Days and Sleepless Nights, ‘ by Ray Nesta.”

“Yes, that is strange, but time is marching on for Ms DeLoie. She is now nineteen years old, and one wonders if she will have the same success as an adult that she had as a teen. Casting agents, producers, and directors can be unforgiving as child actors transition to more adult roles. We’ll have to see how she does in the future. If she is developing an attitude problem, that could spell the end of her work on the screen, at least as an A-lister.

“Still, she has shown that she is on par with Anna Paquin when she won her Oscar, and several other child stars that have truly been exceptional. In the meantime, the role of Celeste has reportedly been offered to...”