Chapter 2: Buddy Gets His First Taste of Pauly’s Cock

Pauly, was anxiously awaiting for me on the twin bed in the darkness of that shabby, run-down, Juneau Alaskan motel room, and as I approached closer to the twin bed, my mind drifted back to the night of my eighteenth birthday...

July 3rd, 1969 finally arrived and I was now 18 years old! Tonight Pauly and I would be double dating with our girlfriends, Helen and Carla DeSham, celebrating not only my 18th birthday but their eighteenth birthday as well. The four of us planned to go out to dinner at the Pizza Hut in Centerville and then to the Sky Lark drive-in

We’d all be seniors together this coming school year at good ol’ PHS where I was the so called star on the Red Panthers football team while Helen, Carla, and Pauly were members of the band. The three of them were unfairly labeled[b2] as ‘band nerds’ by all the uppity-ups at PHS. Of course, Pauly should have graduated a year earlier with his band nerd friends, Sal and Jarrod, along with their twin brothers, Willie and Eli, two of my Red Panther teammates. The five of them flunked the fourth grade and were already nineteen, the oldest in our forthcoming senior class.

Helen and I had been dating pretty much steady since May 1st, while Pauly and Carla had been going steady since about a week before PHS’s Valentine’s Dance. Both Carla and Helen were both cute as a button and blessed with knockers that made all the uppity-ups at PHS jealous and envious—especially my old ex-girlfriend, Carol Ann Smittervillie, who was only packin’ mosquito bites.

After eatin’ a pizza at the Hut we ventured off to the Sky Lark. Of course, we weren’t there to watch the movie, but rather to make out hot and heavy with Carla and Helen.

Pauly and Carla were really bringin’ it on and gittin’ with it in the front seat while I was feeling Helen up in the back seat. And, before you knew it, the flick ended and we had to hustle Carla and Helen home. Pauly pulled his ‘55 Chevy into the DeSham’s driveway a hair’s breadth before the clock was strikin’ midnight.

After kissin’ the girls goodnight, Pauly drove like a bat out of hell down the county blacktop before reachin’ the windin’ dirt roads leadin’ to Grandpappy’s ranch. We whizzed through the cattle guard, by Grandpappy and Granny’s farmhouse, Uncle Jerry Lee, Aunt Cindi Beth and Pauly’s place, and finally were a-reachin’ my house on the back forty of Grandpappy’s four hundred acre spread. We arrived at my house just in the nick of time, right at my 12:30 curfew. Mom smiled, “Well looks like you two just beat the buzzer! What time do you boys want breakfast in the morning?”

Pauly said, “Aunt Betsy we’re going to the lake with Carla and Helen for the Fourth of July celebration so I’m a-guessin’ around nine or so. We’re plannin’ on pickin’ up the girls around 10:30-ish.”

Mom replied with a smiled, “Okay nine it is. I’ll roust your Uncle Ted out of bed and we’ll eat a Fourth of July breakfast together before you two head to the lake. Now off to bed with the both of you.”

Pauly and I went upstairs to my bedroom, closed the door, and started getting ready for bed. Pauly grinned at me ear to ear while he was unbuttoning his Wranglers, “Cuz I just found out today from your old Red Panther teammate, Charlie, he’s been bangin’ Kayla’s pussy ever since prom night! The same is true for Darrell with Mandy.”

I let out a deep sigh, “No shit? I’d love to be in those two guy’s shoes fuckin’ a couple hotties like Kayla and Mandy.”

Pauly just laughed, “Well it took’em long enough! The four of ‘em have been goin’ steady since their freshman year! Wanna bet Cuz, ol’ Charlie and Darrell will be gittin’ all the poontang they want off Kayla and Mandy this fall at Northwestern? Shit, I knows it’s gonna happen, those two will be scorin’ more than touchdowns while Kayla and Mandy are leadin’ the cheers and spreadin’ their legs for’em.”

I smiled at Pauly, “Not gonna bet Cuz!”

Pauly grinned a shit-eatin’ grin and said, “Yeah, Charlie told me all about prom night when he popped Kayla’s cherry. After prom, they slipped out to their favorite parkin’ place below the old Panhandle City Water tower. ‘Twas after a bit of kissin’ and a-huggin’ that they both stripped off them fancy prom duds and crawled in the back seat of the Charlie’s brand spankin’ new Pontiac GTO, courtsey of ‘em alumnus folks at Northwestern!

“Anyways, once in the back seat they started makin’ out like crazy. After some hot and heavy tongue action along with some serious titty play, Charlie started his usual routine of finger bangin’ Kayla before he’d eat her pussy. Charlie told me, ‘Pauly, I had Kayla’s juices flowin’ like a river after I finished eatin’ her pussy, but instead of preparin’ to return the favor and givin’ me some head, Kayla kept her legs spread wide, smiled at me, and said, ‘Make love to me tonight Baby—put a rubber on and fuck me.’

‘And wouldn’t know it, Pauly, I didn’t have a Big Chief one in the glove box! I told Kayla, ‘Baby, I don’t have any rubbers, ‘ but before I could finish Kayla said, ‘Baby, I want you to fuck me anyway—we’ve put it off too long—just don’t cum in me.’

‘I was like in hog heaven! I’d waited four years for this moment and I feverishly mumbled, ‘Baby, I promise, I’ll be sure and pull out before I cum’ just before I kissed her with one helluva sweltering sexy French kiss. We were holdin’ each other tight, Kayla’s rock hard nipples were mashed against my chest, and she was breathin’ short, shaky, gaspin’ breaths in my ear. Kayla’s palms were sweaty, her heart was poundin’ faster and faster, my dick was a-sho’ nuff raging boner, and ‘twas drippin’ precum like honey while I was a-nudgin’ my cock’s head against her pussy’s outer lips.

‘Kayla’s lips offered a little resistance at first, but quickly surrendered, and I shoved my cock’s[b7] head through her lips. Kayla whimpered just a bit when my cock’s head poked through her openin’ and popped her cherry. Kayla’s pussy went to grippin’ my cock tighter than a tick on ol’ hound’s ear while I was pushin’ all six inches inside her virgin pussy.

‘Once I had my cock buried to the hilt, I paused just a bit before I started fuckin’ her with deep slow thrusts. After maybe seven, eight, hell it could have been ten slow thrusts, I got with it. And in no time at all, I was a-pumpin’ my cock in and out of Kayla’s tight, wet, warm, sweet pussy, givin’ her everythin’ I had, balls deep, faster, and faster. My balls were slappin’ up against her, and as I was a-thrustin’ in and out of her body, Kayla’s pussy felt like a wet, smooth, velvet glove surroundin’ every inch of my rock-hard cock.

‘Kayla was lovin’ every minute of it too. She was a-twistin’, a-squirmin’, and buckin’ her hips upward like she was doin’ one of ‘em figure eight cheerleader booty rolls. I mean, we were swayin’ in rhythm with each other, and really gittin’ it on! Our hips were poundin’ wildly against each other’s, we were kissin’, bitin’, lickin’, strokin’, and caressin’ each other anywhere we could. We were both moanin’ and carryin’ on som’m fierce, but nothin’ else really seemed to matter—it was like we were in our own special seventh heaven together. I was gonna pull out before bustin’ my nuts, like’n I’d promised Kayla, but fuck, it just felt too damn good and down deep inside, I didn’t want to stop.

‘My balls [b8]were no longer slappin’ into Kayla, but were swellin’, gittin’ bigger, and tightenin’ up. I was a-breathin’ them ragged, short heavy breaths, my cock was a-gittin’ even harder, swellin’, throbbin’, and when Kayla grabbed my butt with her hands, my butt tightened up like a rock. It was when Kayla wrapped those sexy legs around my butt and was pullin’ me into her, that I was knowin’ she didn’t want me to stop. So, I didn’t hold back any longer. All the thoughts of keepin’ my promise flew out the winder quicker than a New York minute!

‘I was a-thrustin’ balls deep when I flung my head back, every muscle in my body stiffened at once, and my cock jerked and exploded—shootin’ out cum faster than my Remington automatic shotgun! And while I was a-blowin’ my load, Kayla’s pussy clamped down on my cock like a pair of vice grip pliers! Kayla went into screamin’, hollerin’, clawin’ my back, bitin’ me anywhere she could, and a-shakin’ like she’d never done before.

Kayla kept a-carryin’ on like’n she was havin’ one of them epilepsy fits while I was a-thrustin’ and shootin’ five or six more powerhouse loads inside her pussy ‘fore I started oozin’. After the last drop of cum oozed out of my cock’s head’s tip, my strength seemed to give out suddenly and I collapsed face down on Kayla. My cock was still buried deep inside the warmth of her pussy, our sweaty bodies were tangled, our racing hearts were slowly beginnin’ to return to normal, and when we looked into each other’s eyes Kayla whispered, ‘Baby, fuck me again! I never dreamed it’d be so good.’

‘So, Pauly, I fucked Kayla two more times prom night and I’ve been fuckin’ her hot and heavy ever since. Ain’t never put on a Chief nor pulled out neither. Best feelin’ in the world Pauly is when I’m a-pumpin’ my cock balls deep inside Kayla’s pussy and blowin’ my load. Ain’t nothin’ sweeter than feelin’ the extra warmth, the extra slipperiness, hearin’ that squishin’ sound, and knowin’ all the while, Kayla’s a-wantin’ me to fill her pussy full with my cum.’

Pauly paused and I butted in, “Damn Cuz sounds like Kayla and Charlie are really gittin’ it on!”

Pauly smiled, “Darn tootin’ they are! Ol’ Charlie and me go back a long way and he damn sure ain’t gonna be a-pullin’ my leg.

“And Cuz that ain’t all I’ve been a-findin’ out here lately either.

Pauly continued, “Cuz I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Sal, Jarrod and me were down at Mac’s drug the other day and overhear’d Joe Bob boasting to Bo and Chester how he’ll be gittin’ Carol Ann’s pussy before he leaves for football practice at Centerville Junior College.”

I looked Pauly in the eyes, “Seriously Cuz? I mean Cuz, that’s hard for me to believe! Carol Ann and me ain’t been broke up but fur two-and-half month ... and now Joe Bob’s puttin’ the word out he’s ‘bout to be a-fuckin’ her? Naw, Joe Bob’s bullshitin’, wantin’ Bo and Chester thinkin’ he’s this big-time lady-killer. Shit Cuz, I never got anythin’ got off’n Carol Ann. She’d never let me play with her titties, git inside her pants, under her dress, cheerleading skirt, or mini skirt much less inside her panties! I never got past first base with her and Cuz, we went out for a little more than two year! Nope, ain’t no way in hell Carol Ann is gonna be a-givin’ Joe Bob her pussy.”

Pauly said, “Well Cuz, it’s like this, Joe Bob was a-tellin’ Bo and Chester, ‘Ain’t gonna be long fellas before I’ll be gittin’ Carol Ann Smittervillie’s cherry. Betcha, I’m gittin’ her pussy anytime I’m a-wantin’ it before Carol Ann’s a senior and I’m a-havin’ to be headin’ off for two-a-day’s at Centerville.’

“Bo asked, ‘Damn Joe Bob, now you ain’t just a-bullshitin’ us are ya? Buddy Lee never got past first base with’n Carol Ann, at leastin’ he never tell’d us if’n he did.’

“Joe Bob answered, ‘Problem with Buddy was he cared for too much for Carol Ann—ain’t the same for me—all I’m a-wantin’ is her pussy.

‘Ever since the folks got me a new Ford Falcon, for graduation, causin’ I’d be gittin’ a full ride to Centerville, Carol Ann went to a-flirtin’ with’n me. I weren’t dumb and knowed from the git-go, she was a-wantin’ to ride in my new Falcon instead of Buddy’s ol’ jalopy pick’em truck. ‘Twas after prom that she tell’d me, ‘Joe Bob, I broke up with Buddy so we could go out and you wouldn’t feel guilty.’

‘I was laughin’ to myself, thinkin’ about how that snooty, uppity-up, high and mighty little cheerleadin’ bitch was a-thinkin’ Joe Bob Clampit was a-wantin’ anythin’ more than to be a-fuckin’ her pussy.’

‘So fellas, right from the git go I went to feedin’ Carol Ann a line about how she was IT—’Ain’t never had these feelin’ with’n any other girl.’ And since she’d only been going out with Buddy Lee for ‘bout the last two year, the little bitch fell hook line and sinker for my line.

‘I started off tellin’ her how I was lovin’ her, and right after school was out, the night of her eighteenth birthday, she was a-lettin’ me be a-playin’ with her titties. ‘Bout’n two week later, I was playin’ with her titties and a-suckin’ her nipples ever time we was a-goin’ out. Weren’t long after, maybe ‘other two week or so, I was a-workin’ downstairs while a-suckin’ those nipples. I was feelin’ her up under her skirts, inside her pants, squeezin’ her little ass, and a-rubbin’ her pussy through ‘em paper thin bikini panties she always is a-wearin’.

‘And fellas, last night after we left the Sky Lark, I had the little bitch all primed up so I made my move and got inside her panties for the first time—I’m a tellin’ y’all straight-up, I finger banged her a good one too! Shit, her pussy was so tight I had to loosen it up usin’ only my index finger. I was fingerin’ her with my left index finger, rubbin’ her clitty up and down with my left thumb, a-nibblin’ on those 32A’s, like’n I was eatin’ chocolate chip cookies—gettin’ her looser, and wetter by the minute. Guessin’ I was a-fingerin’ her for ‘bout five minutes ‘fore Carol Ann went to a-losin’ it. She was a-thrashin’ around side to side, twirlin’ her hips, ‘n a-rubbin’ her pussy all over my index finger, so I poked my middle finger knuckle-deep into her cunt.

‘I was suckin’ and nibblin’ on her tiny pink left nipple while maneuverin’ my fingers around inside her cunt until I found that ribbed, spongy, bean-shaped bump, ‘n I knowed I’d found her G-spot. I curled my fingers ‘n stated tappin’ her G-spot like’n I was a-wackin’ a speed bag ... tap ... tap ... tap-tap ... tap ... tap-tap ... tap ... tap ... tap-tap-tap.

‘Carol Ann was-a moanin’, suckin’ air through her teeth while I was busy suckin’ her left nipple, pinchin’ her right titty’s nipple with’n my right forefinger and thumb, rubbin’ her clitty with feather-light circles, and a-thrustin’ my fingers in her cunt—like’n they were my cock.

It weren’t too long thereafter that Carol Ann went to a-wigglin’, jogglin’ all over the Falcon’s front seat and a-beggin’ me to stop—causin’ she was gonna pee. But after finger bangin’ Ruby Jane, Ellie Mae, and Trixie, I knowed she weren’t gonna pee, but was a-fixin’ to squirt. So instead of stoppin’, I started finger bangin’ her harder and faster, suckin’ harder on that little throbbin’ left nipple, squeezin’ her right titty, rubbin’ her clitty faster, and it weren’t a minute before Carol Ann went into a frenzy. She was a-diggin’ her nails into my arm, moanin’ gibberish like’n I never hear’d before, her whole body started a-quiverin’, and just seconds later she was a-squirtin’ all over the place. Shit fellas, I’m meanin’ it went everywhere—soakin’ my hand, her red bikini panties, and my brand new Falcon’s front seat covers!’

“Chester cut in about that time, ‘Fuck Joe Bob, how come you didn’t give her the bone right then and there? Shit you damn sure didn’t let Ruby Jane, Ellie Mae, or Trixie’s pussies get away.’

“Joe Bob smiled, ‘Damn Chester, you ‘member shit like a fuckin’ elephant! Sho’ nuff after I finger banged them bitches, I fucked’em till I ran out of Big Chiefs. If’n I’m rememberin’ right, I fucked Trixie the most, givin’ her the bone prom night five maybe six times. Yeah, ‘em bitches were sho’ nuff good pussy, but weren’t virgins like Carol Ann—the three of ‘em had been spreadin’ their legs and a-puttin’ out fur quite a spell.

‘Last night Chester just weren’t the time—we were parked in front of her house just before her curfew when I got inside her panties went to a-finger bangin’ her. Yeah, if’n we’d still been at the Sky Lark, damn sure would have givin’ her the bone. Fer sure, ain’t gonna be lettin’ Carol Ann’s virgin pussy get away from me!

‘Ever since I got my first piece of ass off’n Ruby Jane, I’ve been itchin’ to bust a-bitch’s cherry and fill her pussy full of cum. And with’n Carol Ann ... yeah, it’s gonna happen. Fellas, damn sure ain’t long now before I’m a-fuckin’ her and when I do, won’t be usin’ no Big Chief! That little bitch is gonna be a-thinkin’ she’s been split in half when she’s gittin’ all of my six-and-a-half inches right from the git go! I’m gonna be a-makin’ her be a-screamin’ like a banshee while I’m poundin’ her tight little cunt fast and furious, like a raging gladiator—gonna be a-jackhamerin’ her sweet cunthole until every drop of cum is drained out’d my cock.’

“Bo was laffin’, ‘In other words Joe Bob you’re a-schemin’ to fuck Carol Ann’s brains out—right?’

“Joe Bob answered Bo with a shit eatin’ grin, ‘Damn straight! That little bitch ain’t gonna soon be fergittin’ the night ol’ Joe Bob Clampit popped her cherry! ‘ll be a-pumpin’ cum inside her cunt till the cows come home!’

Pauly looked me in the eye and said, “So Cuz, is it gonna bother ya that ol’ Joe Bob is gonna be gittin’ what you never got? To be honest with you, Cuz, I never could understand what you sawed in Carol Ann in the first place. She may be cute, a cheerleader ‘n all, but she damn sure don’t have any tits, is skinny-as-a-rail, and is one stuck-up snotty bitch!”

I sighed, “Cuz, back then I thought Carol Ann was just about it. I mean since our seventh grade year she’s always been a cheerleader, popular with all the uppity-ups, pretty darn cute, so I put up with her snobbiness. ‘Twas after she cut it off with me prom night to git with Joe Bob, becausin’ his folks got him a fancy new Ford Falcon, when I finally waked up and smelled the coffee. And while ‘twas hurtin’ for just a bit, after I had my first date with Helen two week later, I realized what a dubm-ass I’d been puttin’ up with Carol Ann the last two year. Ain’t gonna be any skin off my ass if’n Joe Bob pops Carol Ann’s cherry. If’n he does, Carol Ann is gonna squeal like a fresh cut pig once ol’ Joe Bob rams that big dick of his inside her skinny ass!”

Pauly just laughed, “Cuz, Carla and Helen may not be considered hotties, part of them there high and mighties at PHS, but both our gals have the best tits at PHS! And, don’t fergit those fine curvy hindquarters they’re a-packin’!

“I sucked on Carla’s nipples tonight and got inside her panties. Carla may not be considered a hottie like Kayla, Mandy and the rest of ‘em cheerleaders but trust me Cuz, she ain’t bad! Those tits I was suckin’ on are 40s, her pillowy heart-shaped ass I was a-squeezin’ is a 41, and her pussy ... shit words can’t describe it. I mean, everythin’ ‘bout her pussy felt amazing. Her pubes, outer lips, and clitty. I’ll bet you a dollar to a doughnut I bust her cherry Homecomin’ night if’n not before.”

I laughed at Pauly while unbuckling my belt, “Hope you do Cuz! Did you get to finger fuck her?”

Pauly smiled, “I didn’t get any stink finger tonight if that’s what you mean. But once I got inside her panties, I massaged every inch of her pussy with my fingers, rubbed her clitty with my thumb until I brought her to The Big O for the first time.

“We were really making out hot and heavy, French kissin’ like crazy, and a-bitin’ each other on the neck and ears. I was strokin’ those muscular, thick, inner thighs, squeezin’ her butt, and rubbin’ her tits over her Tee while we were French kissin’, suckin’ on each other’s tongue, and lips. I suddenly got brave and whil[b10]e we were playin’ tonsil hockey I slipped my hands under her Tee. I unhooked her bright orange bra and when Carla didn’t make a move to stop me, I pushed up her Tee along with her bright orange bra exposin’ those delicious ta-tas for the first time! I went straight to work kissin’ and lickin’ every inch of her tits before I closed my lips around those perky nipples, first the right and then the left. I was nibblin’ and suckin’ those plump little rose buds when they swelled and hardened like pieces of Hershey hard candies.

“Carla was a-twistin’ and squirmin’ while I was suckin’ on her nipples ‘n I could smell the muskiest of her pussy so I knowed she was hot and bothered. I decided it was time to make a move and go downstairs for the first time. I cleverly unbuttoned and unzipped her cutoffs just enough just to slip my hand inside. Once I slipped my hand inside her panties, to my surprise Carla opened her legs wide. I thought my dick was going to pop out of my Wranglers!

“I may be considered a band nerd, but once I got inside her panties I took the hint and started rubbin’ my fingers all around her pussy—in her pubes, up and down her outer lips until I got Carla good and wet. Once she was droolin’, I went for her clitty. I was movin’ my fingers up and down her outer lips, rollin’ my thumb in tiny circles around her clitty while I kept suckin’ and nibblin’ on her nipples. I didn’t let up and kept suckin’ those nips, massagin’ her outer lips, usin’ my thumb around her clitty, alternatin’ between the tiny circles, side to side, and up and down motions, and it weren’t five minutes before I could feel Carla’s clitty throbbin’. Carla was moanin’ and a-squirmin’, her body was a-shakin’ like a leaf, and when The Big O hit, she dug her nails in the back of my neck like eagle claws. Shit I’ll bet it lasted close to a minute before she finally calmed down.

“But tomorrow night, yeah I intend to take it a step further and get some stink finger. And, who knows, if I get lucky maybe some stink on dink too.”

I laughed at Pauly, “Yeah, I figured you was a-makin’ some headway the way Carla was moanin’ and squirmin’ ‘bout while you were suckin’ on those jugs of hers. I kept my eyes wandering toward you and Carla now and then while I was feelin’ Helen up in the back seat. I had Helen’s bra unhooked and we were kissin’ one of them hot juicy French kisses, while I was rubbin’, squeezin’ and playin’ with every inch of her bare titties. But when I tried to take her shirt and bra off, Helen balked. So I backed off and kept playin’ with them gorgeous ta-tas while gently squeezin’ her perky rose-tipped peaks. Helen’s rack may be just a tad smaller than Carla’s but she damn sure is stacked, way better than Carol Ann with her mosquito bites, and skinny ass!”

Pauly smiled at me, “I know Helen’s measurements. Carla told me, ‘Helen is 5’7’, 138 pounds, and a hot 39-30-39, with thick muscular thighs.’ And, yeah, just like Carla, Helen’s a virgin. Carla’s measurements ain’t half bad either, 40-32-41, and just like her twin sister, she’s blessed with thick muscular thighs and packin’ Ds. Carla’s the same height as Helen but just a bit chubbier at 145 pounds.

“Both Carla and Helen have a lot of meat on their bones and I’ll bet you they’ll both be a fuck and half when we fuck them. Now Cuz, Carla whispered in my ear when I kissed her goodnight, ‘I think Helen really like’s Buddy’ so play your cards right Cuz and I’ll bet you’ll bust Helen’s cherry Homecomin’ night too!”

Pauly and I stripped down to our wear and got into bed when Pauly smiled at me, “Cuz, I’m still fuckin’ horny from tonight. Suckin’ Carla’s tits while playin’ with her pussy has made be hornier than I’ve ever been in my life. Just talkin’ about it has given me another fuckin’ boner! How bout we jackoff together?”

I smiled at Pauly, “Yeah, let’s do it! I’m hornier than a three peckered owl too. All this talk ‘bout fuckin’ and the way Helen was kissin’ me while I was playin’ with those titties, well, I’ve had this urge to bust a nut all night long!”

Pauly and I smiled at each while we pulled down our wear and started slowly strokin’ our boners. Pauly’s cock was the biggest I’d ever seen! Definitely lookin’ every bit the size of a two-pound Italian Dry Salami! Not even Joe Bob’s dick came close to Pauly’s cock and Joe Bob had the biggest dick in the locker room! Joe Bob was a-claimin’, ‘Fellas, once I’ve got a hard-on, I’m packin’ a-six-and-a-half-incher, pert’n near five-and-three-quarters around—bigger than a toilet roll’s cardboard tube!’

I looked Pauly straight in the eyes, “Cuz, that’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen! How big is that thang?”

Pauly smiled, “Why don’t you measure it and find out for yourself. I know you’ve got a tape stashed somewhere around here to measure your uncut pecker. You have to remember Cuz, I used to do the same thing, wanting to make sure my one-eyed trouser snake was indeed growin’! So Cuz, how big is your uncut pecker?”

I laughed, “Nothing like yours! But the last time I measured it was six long and five around.”

Pauly smiled, “Well Cuz, don’t fret, you’re a bit above the average and you’ve got ‘nough cock to satisfy Helen when the time comes. Now, if you’re still curious about the size of my trouser snake, feel free to get the tape and measure it.”

I was awed at the size of Pauly’s cock so I got Mom’s sewing machine cloth tape that I had hidden inside my dresser drawer and measured my cousin’s cock.

I about shit my undies when I measured Pauly’s Italian Dry Salami. Pauly was a full seven-and-a-half inches long from the base to the tip. The mid-point of his shaft measured six-and-a half while the mushroom head stretched the tape damn near to six-and-three quarters around! All I could say was “FUCK PAULY, YOU GOT ONE DAMN BIG DICK! YOU’RE GONNA SPLIT CARLA IN HALF!”

Pauly smiled after I measured him, “Cuz, I guess we both inherited the genes from our Pops. Dad caught me jerkin’ off one night, a-measurin’ my dick, and just laughed at me sayin’, ‘Your Uncle Ted and me did the same thing when we were kids always a worryin’ about how big our dicks were.’

“Dad was laughin’ when he told me, ‘Son, I’m packin’ an eight, bigger around than a baby’s arm. Damn thang won’t fit inside the cardboard tube of a-paper towel roll. But, there ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts ‘bout it, my eight gives your Mama a heap of pleasure when I’m workin’ it in and out of her sweet pussy. Of course back in them early days, your Ma squealed and screamed bloody murder when I popped her cherry.

‘Now, your Uncle Ted is packin’ a-six-and-a-half that’ll barely fit inside the cardboard tube of a toilet roll. But it sure seems like my little brother more than keeps your Aunt Betsy’s hot beaver happy! So, quit a-worryin’ about the size of your dick, it’s how you use it that counts.’

Pauly smiled, “So Cuz, seems like we’re pretty much carbon copies of our Pops. Like I said, ‘you’ve got enough cock to satisfy Helen when the time comes.’ Oh, by the way Cuz, do you know the proper techniques for jackin’ off or do you just grab and jerk?”

I looked at Pauly, “Techniques?”

Pauly smiled, “Yeah, there’s a trick to it. My counselor at band camp taught me the tricks of the trade a year ago when he was jackin’ me off. Drop your briefs, get in the bed with me and I’ll teach the proper techniques for jackin’ off. Cuz, since you’re standing up, pull my boxers off for me.”

I pulled Pauly’s boxers off and before I could crawl into bed next to him Pauly said, “Cuz, get between my legs and fill the palm of your hand with spit. That’ll make my cock good and wet until my cock’s head is drippin’ pre-cum, keepin’ my cock wet and slippery.”

I was dumbfounded and looked Pauly straight in the eyes, “Cuz, you want ME to jack you off?”

Pauly smiled, “Yeah. How else are you gonna learn the proper techniques? If you’re jerkin’ yourself off and fuck up with what I’m a tellin’ you, I’ll never know. So spit in your hand and wrap it around my cock so I can teach you the all the tricks of the trade when you’re jackin’ off.”

I was still somewhat unwilling to jack Pauly off but I asked, “Cuz, can’t we do it other way? I mean, you’re asking me to...”

Pauly interrupted me, “Listen do you want to learn the proper techniques or not? If’n not, well I guess, you’ll just have to keep grabbin’ and jerkin’ like you’re a-milking one of Grandpappy’s dairy cows! Once I teach you the proper techniques, well, you’ll never grab and jerk again.”

I looked Pauly in the eyes, “No, I want to learn. But Cuz...”

Pauly interrupted me again, “Cuz, it ain’t no big deal to jack me off! Shit, I know our Pops even fooled around when they were our age. Grandpappy told me just yester’d while we was unloadin’ hay in the barn, ‘Best I can wreck-o-lect, Pauly Lee, your Pop and your Uncle Ted were ‘bout the same age as you and Buddy Lee when I caught them foolin’ around right here in this ol’ hay barn.’

“I asked Grandpappy, ‘What’d you do?’”

“Grandpappy smiled, ‘Nothin’ ... didn’t do nothin’ ... exceptin’ smilin’ to myself while I was a-watchin’ your Uncle Ted jack your Pop off. I’m guessin’ I was a-watchin’ your Uncle Ted jackin’ your Pop off for reck’n around six minutes or so before Jerry Lee finally spurted what was a-lookin’ like a two foot stream!’

“So, quit worryin’ about jackin’ me off and just wrap your hand around my cock and follow my instructions.”

I replied, “Cuz, you ain’t never gonna tell anyone I jacked you off, are you?”

Pauly smiled, “Ain’t no one ever gonna find out. Now wrap your hand around my hard cock as much as you can and jack me off like my counselor at band camp did. Cuz, it’ll be a-killin’ two birds with one stone—relievin’ the tension that’s built up inside me whil[b14]e you learn how to jack off properly.”