Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 850

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym.

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1) The bandage waswoundaround thewound.

2) The farm was used toproduce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had torefusemorerefuse.

4) We mustpolishthePolishfurniture re...

5) He couldleadif he would get theleadout.

6) The soldier decided todeserthis dessert in thedesert...

7) Since there is no time like thepresent, he thought it was time topresentthepresent.

8) Abasswas painted on the head of thebassdrum.

9) When shot at, thedove doveinto the bushes.

10) I did notobjectto theobject.

11) The insurance wasinvalidfor theinvalid.

12) There was arowamong the oarsmen about how torow.

13) They were toocloseto the door tocloseit.

14) The buckdoesfunny things when thedoesare present.

15) A seamstress and asewerfell down into asewerline.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught hissowtosow.

17) Thewindwas too strong towindthe sail.

18) Upon seeing thetearin the painting I shed atear...

19) I had tosubjectthesubjectto a series of tests.

20) How can Iintimatethis to my mostintimatefriend?

 
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