Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
The biggest lie I tell myself is...”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.