Chapter 623

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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?” All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, ‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.’ The room erupted in applause!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman. “What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.” “That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I switched cocks,” he replied. She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”