Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 594

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

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Y Police report finding a man’s body in the Hudson River, near the confluence of the Mohawk River, at Peebles Island park.

The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Trump for President’ T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Trump T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.


Thought piece...

Written by a 90 year old This is something we should all read at least once a week! Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio. “To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

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