Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This is compliments of the ‘Shy One’
It is for all the Mothers on Mothers’ Day.
Print it out or forward it to your mom!!!!!
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day...
An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her?”
The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”
She must function on all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,”
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day”
THE ANGEL was impressed” Just two hands ... impossible!
And this is the standard model?”
The Angel came closer and touched the woman”
“But you have made her so soft, Lord”.
“She is soft”, said the Lord,
“But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”
“Can she think?” The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”
The Angel touched her cheeks...
“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her”
“She is not leaking ... it is a tear” The Lord corrected the Angel...
“What’s it for?” Asked the Angel...