Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 479

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This one is compliments of John:

MAY DAY ... MAY DAY ... MAY DAY

This is the story of a young college student flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don’t know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!”

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.”

She then says, “I’m 5’4” and I support Hillary”

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