Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 474

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This is Compliments of Joe S.

Here are the five Rules for men to follow for a happy Life that Russel J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. he died not knowing that he would someday win the "coolest headstone" contest.

"Five rules for men to follow for a happy Life"

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.


This one is Compliments of John A

Cake or Bed

A husband Is at home watching a football game when his wife Interrupts, honey, could you fix the Light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.

He Looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? does It Look Like I have "ge" stamped on my forehead? I don't think so.

Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close Right to which he Replied, fix the fridge door? does It look Like I have "westinghouse" stamped on my forehead? I don't think so

Fine, she says then you could at Least fix the steps to the front door? they are about to break I'm Not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps.

He says, does It Look Like I have "ace" hardware stamped on my forehead? I don't think so I've had enough of you I'm going to the bar!!!!

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...

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