Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 469

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This one is compliments of Gary:

Jock or Nerd?

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?".

Submit the following: (This was figured while Michael Jordan was still active in sports [circa 1999].)

Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute at an average 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugar plums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of "Friends".

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax-deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $95,000 at 8:30am on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $56,000 a year.

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