Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 458

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This is compliments of John A.

Take a Laughing Walk Through Time."In GOD we trust"

Thought you might enjoy this...

This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

1966: Long hair

2016: Longing for hair

1966: KEG

2016: EKG

1966: Acid rock

2016: Acid reflux

1966: Moving to California because it's cool

2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems

2016: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW

2016: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint

2016: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones

2016: Kidney Stones

1966: Screw the system

2016: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco

2016: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test

2016: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever

2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine...

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control...

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane..."

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