Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This is another RabbiRabbit Joke
When my wife left, I was sad, upset, and lonely.
Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorcycle shagged two women, and blown a grand on drugs and booze.
She'll go fucking mental when she gets home from work.
This one is compliments of a reader...
I bought beautiful Lab Puppy by the name of Cocoa as a surprise present for my wife, but, as it turns out, she's allergic to dogs.
So, unfortunately, I am going to have to find a new home for her and I would like to know if anyone out there can help?
Her name is Jenny, she just turned 59, she is 5'2", has a good job, is a great cook and drives a really nice car...
This one is from an interested reader...