Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of bill
A man goes into a deli and orders a ham sandwich.
The clerk behind the counter grabs two slices of bread, a slice of ham, reaches in the pickle jar gets some pickles. then spreads some mustard with his finger and hands the sandwich over. The customer is stunned.
That is horrible he says.
Well I do not know if you went to the bathroom and if you washed your hands or not.
You are right. I am going to make some changes.
Several weeks later the customer re-enters the deli. The clerk calls him over. Here he says I will make you a new sandwich free and watch my new system.
Using a a sheet of wax paper he pick up two slices of bread. He uses a pair of tongs to get the pickles and ham. He uses a knife to get and spread the mustard. He then slides the sandwich over to the customer.
Wonderful says the customer.
I really thought about what you said and look here, stepping from behind the counter there is a string hanging out of his fly. When I go to the bath room I do not even touch it I just pull the string.
How do you put it back.
Easy I just use these tongs.
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