Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job and a piece of ass tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
This one is compliments of John:
Selling my stuff if I die:
The older you are and the longer you've been married, the funnier this is.