Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 402

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job and a piece of ass tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"

This one is compliments of John:

Selling my stuff if I die:

The older you are and the longer you've been married, the funnier this is.

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