Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This compliments of the 'Shy One'
Is there a single soul who is surprised that an Engineer came up with this:
10,535 pages reduced to 4 sentences...
4 simple sentences...
Great summary by a Notre Dame University engineer...
Here are the 10,535 pages of Obama Care condensed to 4 simple sentences...
As humorous as it sounds ... every last word is TRUE!
1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.
2. Next, we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.
3. To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges (surprise!) to be re-insured.
4. The extra charges are required so that the original un-insured now can be insured, so it will be 'free-of-charge' to them.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is called "redistribution of wealth" or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM, or "PROGRESSIVE", the politically correct names for COMMUNISM!
Wow! What a brilliant way to raise money to fund a free service.
These two are compliments of Lea
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."