Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Six Little Life Wisdoms:
Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.
When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.
On an old man's shirt was written a sentence 'I am not 80 years old ... I am sweet 16 with 64 years experience.
Have a happy day. Live your life like the six wisdoms!
Boarding planes in Israel...
What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!!
It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.