Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 342
This one is compliments of Dorsetmike
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
It may take awhile but it will come to you!!!
This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A
"DOG PERSON"
TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY
"Stay!"
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt-- read on)
"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
This one is compliments of bravo
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
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