Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR, "WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A
THE PROFESSOR SAID, "WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO
"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL AROUSED NAKED
YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE AND AN EXCITED GAY MAN ON THE OTHER."
"WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?"
First Woman: "This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Second Woman: "You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?"
First Woman: "Snuff."