Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of Chuck
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded seventeen people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful! How did you do it?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs."