Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of mtiller
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, and points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost,
I'm very satisfied ... You did an excellent job and
I'm very grateful ... How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque.
'There's no charge, ' she says.