Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of chuck
I miss Bill ... It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on CanadianTV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to have a real black man as President.
He played the sax.
He smoked weed.
He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "ClintonSoup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."