Chapter 277

This one is compliments of Lea

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth," he says.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says.

"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?

"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"Johnny," he says.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.

"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?

"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?

"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?

"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"

This one is compliments of Gary ... It may be a repeat.

A guy was sittin' in his front yard kicked back on the chaise lounge enjoying a nice cold beer in the shade of a tree. Meanwhile his wife is going back and forth mowing the lawn and sweatin' her ass off.

One of the neighborhood old biddies walks by and stops to look at the situation. Says she, "you should be ashamed of yourself sitting there like that while your wife works so hard." The guy just looks at her and shrugs.

The old biddy looks at him in disgust and says, "you should be hung!"

The guy looks back at her with a twinkle in his eye and replies, "I am! That's why she's cutting the grass."