Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 272

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This one is compliments of John & Beryl

How to get to Heaven from Ireland (A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, if I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

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