Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of Roy
I asked my doctor about getting a circumcision this late in my life.
I was understandably nervous so the doctor tried to put me at ease.
He told me that it was a routine, simple operation that would only take a few minutes under a local anesthetic.
I spluttered and angrily said, "You're telling me that it's a simple procedure that takes only a few minutes and yet you have the temerity to charge me nearly a thousand dollars?"