Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 261
This one is compliments of Roy
CIRCUMCISION
I asked my doctor about getting a circumcision this late in my life.
I was understandably nervous so the doctor tried to put me at ease.
He told me that it was a routine, simple operation that would only take a few minutes under a local anesthetic.
I spluttered and angrily said, "You're telling me that it's a simple procedure that takes only a few minutes and yet you have the temerity to charge me nearly a thousand dollars?"
The doctor replied, "On reflection I see your point of view, so I will tell you what; I will do it really slowly."
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