Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This one is compliments of elo
An Indian chief lived together with his tribe on a reservation.
One year the previous winter had been very harsh and the tribe had been freezing as they still used firewood in their houses. As fall came the tribe asked the chief if he thought it was going to be another cold winter.
Not really sure what to answer the chief told the tribe to gather some extra firewood just in case.
After the chief thought it would be prudent to check with the local meteorologist. He called and asked if it was going to be a cold winter. "Well - it's probably going to be another cold winter" was the reply. Congratulating, himself having already asked for extra wood gathering, the chief told his tribe to go and gather even more firewood.
The day after the chief called the weather man again for confirmation. "Now we're sure it's going to be a cold winter" was the reply. The chief told his tribe to gather all the firewood they possibly could.
just to be sure the chief called the weather station the next day. "Are you QUITE sure it's going to be a cold winter?"
"We're damn sure" was the reply. "The Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!!!"
This short one is compliments of Argon