Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager, ' she said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear...
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom...
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said ... Well, will you look at that ... I'm getting a fax!!
Gotta love the 'old gals'!!!!
Democracy and Racism
A Muslim asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference between Democracy and Racism?"
Mother dressed in her Burkha says "Well, son, Democracy is when the UK tax payers work hard every day so that we can get all our benefits you know, like free housing, free health care, free education and grants to build our mosques and community centres, and so on, and so forth, you know that's a Democracy".
"But Mama, don't the English tax payers get angry about that?"
"Sure they do and that's what we call Racism!"
Never more simply explained.
This one is compliments of A.J.
"I've been a very bad girl", she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."