Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR
THERE IS TRUTH IN THIS ONE
CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR.
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
"Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
It really smells of the Liberals and NDP doesn't it...
These are compliment of Rudolph Ucker
Honourable lady aviator flying upside down have big crack up
Woman who cook cabbages and peas in same pot is not sanitary
Man who fuck woman on hillside not on level.
Man who take woman in graveyard is fuckin' near dead.