Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Ahhhhh the wisdom of the ages.
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.
I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.
I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.
I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
And finally "I pray that everyone will be happy".
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall"
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out ... you lose interest.
Viagra just like Disneyland...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it.