Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 231

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,

"Hello, ladies are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am sorry.

Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember!


A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

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