Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, ladies are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am sorry.
Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember!
A GLASS OF WINE
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.