Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 207

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This one is compliments of Gary

The doctor came out of the examining room after checking the older retired sailor and told his young assistant, "Nurse you oughta see this. He has his girlfriend's name, Tina, tattooed on his penis." The nurse says, 'This I've got to see." So she proceeded to go into the examining room. A while later she came back out and told the doctor, "He doesn't have his girlfriend's name tattooed on his penis, he has his ship's name tattooed there. It's the 'Ticonderoga'!!

These are from Gary ... yes I realize the last one could be a repeat!!!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.

The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'

'No, ma'am, but I didn't like to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

'Why do you do that, mum?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful, ' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

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