Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 206

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Newfie Directions

An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland.

He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"

The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' ER drivin'?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the stranger.

"Well, that's the quickest way." said the Newfie.


Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands him a dime to use as the marker.

This economic model is also used by the government.


This one is compliments of Paul it may be a repeat ... Show it to your better half...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

She shows up naked, brings beer.


1. Teaching Maths In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

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