Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 189

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

These are compliments of Mike

Two chaps were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'


A little boy went up to his father and asked:

'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'

The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'


A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'

'Me neither doc, ' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'


An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'


The Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve a Norfolk

Murder:

The DNA all matches.

(Change name of location depending on where you are)


A blonde calls British Airways and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from Heathrow to Paris?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you, ' the blonde says, and hangs up.

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