Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Why Teachers DRINK
The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds – 'selected')
Q. Name the four seasons
A ... Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A ... If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A ... Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs...
(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)
Q ... What happens to your body as you age
A ... When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A ... He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A ... Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination
A ... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A ... Keep it in the cow.
(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)