Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck reverse piked with a double twist. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
"I know everybody prefers Home Hardware better, BUT! you will have to admit that this one great commercial!"
THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE GREATEST COMMERCIALS OF ALL TIME https://www.youtube.com/embed/uk2a-MJyM1g
Gotta love European commercials!
Right over the border of Northern Germany in Denmark there are a couple of "Fleggard" Supermarkets (part of the Costco family) where you can find everything your heart craves, especially high tech and household appliances; a lot cheaper than in Germany.
For this commercial, more than 100 skydiver women jumped from a transport plane, you see them in free fall forming the ad text"SIEMENS washing machine for only 269 Euros".
Let it load before you start to view ... it takes a while!!! https://player.vimeo.com/video/57468088?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=d30000&api=1&player_id=media-player
How does he do it? Click on the link. http://www.chonday.com/Videos/maijicghju3
This one is compliments of Bob
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade...
So remember this story the next time...
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband...
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.