Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 131

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Hillbilly Medical Terms (and I use the term "hillbilly" with love and respect ... cause I is one!)

Benign ... What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria ... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium ... What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section ... A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan ... Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize ... Made eye contact with her.

Colic ... A sheep dog.

Coma ... A punctuation mark.

D&C ... Where Washington is.

Dilate ... To live long.

Enema ... Not a friend.

Fester ... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula ... A small lie.

G.I.Series ... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail ... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent ... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain ... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff ... A Doctor's cane.

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