Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won!!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in other races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.