Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 81

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

THE PRICE OF LOVE

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"


The Best Pubs Are Irish

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

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