Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
THE PRICE OF LOVE
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
The Best Pubs Are Irish
"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."