Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 76

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with the letters 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After regaining her composure and nearly falling off her chair, she says,

"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my Aunt

Maryanne has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Damn Cell Phones... !!!!!

One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

Does no one know how to say

'I'll call you right back'?

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