Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 57
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100.
A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic.
Doctor: I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste.
Engineer: Nurse, Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops In The Patient's Mouth.
Patient (Doctor): Spits Out The Medicine And Says "This Is Not Medicine, It's Gasoline".
Engineer: Congrats ... You Have Your Taste Back ... That Will Be $50
Doctor Gets Annoyed, And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.
Doctor : I Have Lost My Memory And Can't Remember A Thing.
Engineer : Nurse, Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In Patient's Mouth.
Doctor: "This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste" Protests The Doctor.
Engineer : Congrats. Your Memory Is Back ... That Will Be $50
Doctor Leaves, But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.
Doctor : My Eyesight Has Become Weak.
Engineer : Well I Don't Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100
Doctor : But This Is $50 Note
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