Reviewed:
If you have been on SOL for any length of time, you are probably familiar with Luke Ozvik's work.
If that's the case, this review is probably not for you. If not, let me tell you a little of my perception. Luke steadily published chapter after chapter of a British-made TV show he envisioned in which women (mostly from the UK) boldly went on TV and had sex with animals.
Dogs (mostly), but I think spiders, worms, goats, horses, pigs, anything that could get into a pussy and came from a kennel, barnyard or the wild got fucked.
The most unusual thing about these stories (to me) was the format.
Luke always wrote in a recognizable style that I would call "OCD". He found infinite ways to tell a different story using a rigid format;
1. We open on some panaromic location, almost always in the United Kingdom. As an American britophile that has visited England and Scotland a few times this was one of my favorite things.
Few authors could reproduce the same format of describing crowded South London shoppes or Scottish lowlands and flowered meadows with such flourish. I would imagine AI could regenerate endless variety with such a passion for the landscape.
Once he brought you there, he'd often have a persistent host that introduced today's sexy lady who would be providing her reason for wanting to basically tell the world she's a dog fucking slag that wants to try out fucking an animal (often for the first time) on National Television.
As outrageous as this seems to many, in the UK they have a show called Naked Dating. Here people willingly expose their entire body; "Bums", Cocks dangling, pussies in all their glories, tits, etc to the entire country and allow some other person they've never met or seen to grade them and choose one of them to date with only minimally having spoken to them.
They must eliminate people first just based on genitals. Can you imagine that's the first criteria? If I wrote a story about that or Americans had a show like that, we'd call it absolutely absurd and not likely to be permitted.
However, in the UK, they move on to the chest and tits to eliminate people with the last and final consideration being their face.
I'd probably want to start with personality and face first (If were choosing), but I like how it goes the opposite way.
I don't know if Luke saw the show and was inspired, or the other way around but he began this prolific quest in 2019 and steadily pounded out chapter after chapter with slight variations.
The woman often spoke like a tavern slag "Muh Tats are awful saggee, but I like to sha them off ta da boys, muh son toll' muh the other day, he sez, Mum, you are only fit ta fuck a dog, ya filthy slapper, so I sez well den, I will do juss dat, so I am harr to fuck the meanest junkyard daeg dat ya got"
Or it might be an erudite professor who thinks she's furthering the cause of feminism by electing to have sex with a pig, because men are worse.
I always wanted to read about a bear mauling one hapless volunteer, or see what happens the next day when their family reacts.
However, Luke never deviated. What happened next was an excruciatingly detailed description of raw animal sex, usually the woman is satiated, and then they cut to her where she says something like "I'll probably divorce me husband, and marry a shetland pony after this."
It was always written in a very plausible style, with the precision of a well-timed and produced TV program.
I'd read endless comments from people that often complained "Vary it up a little" or "This is disgusting". I think they just didn't get that Luke really didn't give a shit what his reader's thought. He was driven, on a mission to write episode after episode.
It seems that a new person has taken over publishing the collection and has segmented them into books. This is still the same exact style of the old stories except now there is always a well-made AI picture of the animal stud to be fucked that is included at the top along with their name.
It seems as well you can purchase more behind a paywall at Bookapy. I haven't, but given the prolific chapter count, you probably won't run out of content unless you drink ink like iced tea and read incredibly fast.
Personally, I would love to see new episodes vary the format and take risks. I'd love to see the "next day" at their work, interview with the family etc like they do on the TV show Naked Dating when they bring the couple back to interview them. Much like Luke's stories, it's almost always "We judged each other on superficial qualities like the size of our clit and asshole, and somehow found we had zero in common and don't like each other after a quick shag. I am shocked that happened, but I came back on TV to sit here and be rejected by the girl I chose based on the size of her enormous titties."
It's almost like humiliation porn, and that's what this is to me. I don't get off on it. I read it mostly to see how Luke managed once again to apply the same formula to tell a different variation. It's like watching someone turn a Rubic's cube once, and create an entirely different pattern, and then turn it again endlessly.
I'd still suggest you check it out if you have not, and can tolerate/enjoy bestiality. It's well written, never seen a grammatical error and entertaining .
As an author myself, I try to read twice as much as I write, and what I get from Luke's writing isn't a boner. It's tips on how to paint word pictures and express actions using the "Show" and don't "Tell" method.
Tell Method: She was nervous before the show.
Show Method (Luke's style): She sat in the greenroom, her fingers gripping the armrests of the chair so tightly her knuckles turned white. Her foot tapped an uneven rhythm against the floor, the sound barely audible over the hum of distant voices. She glanced at her reflection in the mirror, quickly looking away as her lips pressed into a thin line, then nervously smoothed the nonexistent wrinkles on her skirt. Her shoulders rose with a deep breath, but they didn’t fall all the way back down, staying stiff and hunched as though bracing for an impact. Her eyes darted toward the door every time it creaked, wide and bright with a mix of dread and determination.
Only body language and physicality, he showed you how she was nervous without ever telling you.
That's a true author. I only wish he would have broadened his scope and told other stories with that talent. He's a better author than I will ever be.