Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't, and a day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice, and, you know, while I'm being profound, on the other hand, give me ambiguity or give me something else...
I'd rather have bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'll talk to anyone, save the racists, boors, and the rude people who lurk the 'Net...
And sorry that I don't have a lame come-on... it just isn't me. =-)
And vote if you can, ok?