Old perv who's trying his hand at this writing thing.
Perv? Well, I did 'star' in a Penthouse Letters entry my girlfriend at the time sent in that involved public sex. Yes it's true, but it's also old....published in the December 1978 issue with 'Halloween' in the title...go look it up if you want.
Anyway - forgive errors, only major writing I've done in the past were term papers and my Master's Thesis.