Captain Tightpants: Profile

I've been having a bad, bad day.
Come on, won't you put that pad away?
I'm asking you, please no!
It isn't right, it isn't fair!
There was no parking anywere.
I think that hydrant wasn't there.
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share.
I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?
Hey, I'm not wearing underwear...

Hope you had fun,
cause now we're done,
you've listened to every word!
Seeing it through
makes each of you
a huge fucking nerd! ;)