I live and work in the USA. I've been a newfag on /b/ for a couple years now and only just started posting stories there. the feedback i got was so faggoty that i signed up for StoriesOnline to share more.
what else? well unlike you I've fucked many a vagina before. right now I'm dating a stripper who enjoys crying during sex. I'm breaking up with her soon because I found out she cheated on me with a bouncer from her work. I'm only still with her b/c i'm addicted to hate-sex (hate sex: "to treat someone badly during sex, usually to bang them relentlessly and generally treat them like shit while pretending you love them").
i'm not a nice guy but I love you fags.